What to watch tonight: ‘Suits’ mid-season premiere

by 5 years ago

I would make sweet, sweet love to Sarah Rafferty of Suits. Also, Meghan Markle. Also, Abigail Spencer. I would not make sweet love to Khloe Kardashian however. She’s a wookie. Here’s what you need to watch tonight.

Suits @ 9pm, USA: I’m sort of excited and sort of “meh” about this show. Lots of potential thrown away in the last 10 or so episodes. Hoping it gets back on track.

Parks and Recreation @ 8:30pm, NBC: Is the show gonna be the same without Rob and Rashida?

Vikings @ 10pm, History: Most of you are watching Scandal and Parenthood. I’m opting for Vikings because I like people beating the crap out of each other.

Late Night with Seth Meyers, 12:35pm, NBC: Tonight’s guests are Martha Stewart and Lil Jon and I sincerely hope Lil Jon hits that backstage. I would.


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