Weiner Dog Wins Race By Weiner-Blocking All The Other Dogs, Is A Cheat

I’m going to be honest with you, this video’s straight out something like ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’, but that doesn’t mean it’s not hilarious.

Did I mention this video’s also old as hell? Because it is. But this is a weird week, we’re going into the Thanksgiving holiday and it’s less about breaking news content for me and more about getting my mood right with a holiday of gluttony upon me. I want to get both my mind and body feeling good before I try to torture it with pounds and pounds of stuffing and mashed potatoes.

This video from 1993 of a tiny Dachshund, aka weiner dog, depicts what I can only imagine is some bored as hell suburbanites who got together to race their midget dogs, not realizing one of the dogs was a ringer. That weiner comes barreling out of the gates and terrorizes any other canine that gets in his way.

Did I mention that we housed pounds of turkey for lunch today in the BroBible office and I can barely keep my eyes open?


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