So this delightful woman named Rachel had a chance at a Caribean cruise on tonight’s episode of Wheel of Fortune. She needed to solve the puzzle, missing only two letters. What Rachel did next was so unbelievably stupid, so moronic, it has to be seen to be believed.
Listen, I don’t want to accuse Rachel of being drunk. But yeah, she was throwing shots down with Pat and Vanna backstage. That’s the only explanation for “boozing my shore excursion.” Or maybe she’s been talking to “mythological hero Achilles” guy.