After a special appearance from President Teddy Roosevelt himself, Willy Ferrell showed up and went AMERICA ALL OVER THE CROWD’S A$$ to get them pumped for today’s game.
USA! USA! USA! Oh man, how are any of us expected to get work done before this game’s over? Or after the game’s over (considering how f*ckign shwasted I expect to be).
REMEMBER ONE THING GUYS: If you don’t drink every time TEAM USA scores then the terrorists win.