Will Ferrell was a Staples center security guard because Will Ferrell is bored

Will Ferrell dressed up as a Staples Center security guard, “Ted Vagina”, last night because he’s Will Ferrell. And Will Ferrell does anything he damn well pleases—like booting Shaq from the game.

You gotta hand it to Will. Every time you think he’s done, every time you think his schtick is old, every time you think he’s peaked, he pulls you right back in. It’s subtle (unlike his Old Milwaukee commercial), but effective.