Will Smith’s new movie After Earth, not to be confused with “Welcome to Earf,” shows what the world will look like if you sign that Greenpeace petition. Whenever approached by one of those do-gooders, I always tell them that the absolute best thing we could do for the environment is to eradicate the human race. When I ask them if they support that, the conversation always seems to end. Weird. Anyway, this movie looks awesome. It’s like a really long video for Just the Two of Us featuring killer animals in crazy environments and directed by M. Night Shyamalanadingdong. What’s not to like?