Woman arrested for smuggling cocaine in her breast implants


For the first time ever, breast implants were literally fun bags.


A 43-year-old woman was arrested in Madrid after cops found four pounds of cocaine inside her breast implants.

Narcotics agents say the Venezuelan woman, who was arriving on a flight from Colombia, caught their attention because of her nervous demeanor. After a body search uncovered “certain irregularities and deformations in both breasts,” the traveler allegedly copped to stowing cocaine in her implants, according to the AFP.

The implants were removed at a local hospital. They contained 1.7 kilos — roughly 3.7 pounds —- of cocaine.

If only we were all given one last chance to motorboat.

[via Huffington Post]

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