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- Every college football program in the country has bent or broken the rules at some point, but someĀ of them have really managed to go above and beyond
- Hereās a look back at the scandals that rocked the NCAA unlike any other
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For the bulk of its existence, college football was beloved by many as a bastion of amateurism; a reminder of when sports were less crass, people played for the love of the game, and⦠okay, I canāt keep this up.
NIL deals have changed the landscape of the sport, even before they were instituted, only wildly ignorant and laughably unreasonable people actually believed that was the case. College football fans have always known itās been nonsenseāespecially when you consider how many schools have busted for a variety of offenses that seem more like the rap sheet of that one dude in Blazing Saddles who was getting ready to ride on Rock Ridge.
But amidst the casual cheating, the rampant boosterism, and shady nonsense that goes on at virtually every major school, there are a handful of college football scandals that stand out; the ones that make even the most hardened college football fan/cynic shake his head and say āWell, goddamn.ā
Here are the most notable.
11. Ohio State: Tattoogate
There were lots of dark whispers around Jim Tresselās program, but the thing that finally brought it down was players selling various Buckeye merchandise and trading them for tattoos, which letās face it, is both totally harmless and totally dumb.
But thatās the way these things happen: the darker whispers get ignored, while the dumb stuff lights a signal fire for the NCAA to follow on home. It was enough to bury a beloved championship-winning coach in Tressel and forced the hilariously dim Terrelle Pryor, the Buckeyes Heisman candidate quarterback, to jump early to the NFL.
But hey, at least Tressel didnāt punch an opposing player or anything. Now that would have been shameful.
10. Auburn: Eric Ramsey Brings Down Pat Dye
Auburn player Eric Ramsey decided that Auburn coach Pat Dye was a racist and so he did the standup thing and, uh, secretly taped conversations between Dye and a booster, which proved that Auburn was paying players.
Dye resigned and Auburn was put on probation, but itās the way it all went down that makes this one unique. Aside from the silly cloak and dagger stuff and the good olā fashioned southern racism, things got so out of hand that Ramsey and his wife were forced to wear bulletproof vests to their own graduation ceremony so that crazed rednecks wouldnāt assassinate them.
Now thatās how you do a scandal. SEC! SEC! SEC!
9. USC: Reggie Bush Gets Stripped of His Heisman
This is another one of those players getting paid scandals that seems pretty dumb and run of the mill, but what puts it on this list is the magnitude of the consequences.
First (and most infamously), Reggie Bush became the first player ever to be stripped of the Heisman trophy when the NCAA determined that he was never eligible in the first place, which is pretty crazy considering that fellow USC Heisman winner and noted stabber (ahem, I mean alleged noted stabber) OJ Simpson didnāt even have his taken away.
The issues in LA were so pervasive that head coach Pete Carroll saw the writing on the wall and bolted to the NFL before the NCAA could nail him with the ban hammer. The program was put on probation and is still digging its way out of a hole, and even worse, they were stuck with Lane Kiffin as their new coach.
Now thatās a punishment.
8. Florida: Charlie Pell Runs Wild
This one is on here for the sheer scope of the scandal. It was mostly petty nonsense, but during Charlie Pellās short reign as head coach, Florida rang up an alleged 107 major NCAA violations. Go big or go home, I guess.
Of course, the lesson for all the kids out there is that Pellās outrageous and flagrant cheating ended up making Floridaās program a burgeoning powerhouse, and the probation that followed did little to slow them down. All that cheating caused them to go from 0-10-1 in Pellās first season to the Steve Spurrier-led Florida Gators we all remember within a decade.
As my father always told me when I was a kid: youāve gotta cheat to win.
7. Miami: Total Loss of Institutional Control
āLoss of Institutional Controlā is one of those technical terms that actually makes it sound like a gang of pirates took over the school, which is actually pretty much what happened.
Miamiās alleged scandals were so numerous that Sports Illustrated eventually used the cover of an issue to demand the program get the death penalty. It never quite got that far (it came close, though), as Miami was finally hammered for a Pell Grant scandal that saw them funnel over $250,000 of grant money to football players, which was a nice bonus to the cash they got from boosters for delivering the most vicious hits on the field.
Miami gonna Miami, yoāand to illustrate that point, a decade or so later, Miami rose back to the top of the football world. Then, it all came crashing down all over again when a booster named Nevin Shapiro basically did all of the same things.
6. Colorado: Gary Barnett Goes the Extra Mile in Recruiting
Gary Barnettās reign as Colorado head coach came to a pathetic end in a confluence of salacious events.
First, he was exposed for luring recruits with stripper sex and drugs, and then he proceeded to make an ass out of himself by making fun of Katie Hnida, who was allegedly raped by one of his players. Uh, yeah, thatāll piss people off.
Coloradoās program was left in shambles and Barnett was disgraced. I mean, thereās cheating, and then thereās this. Kinda makes simply paying dudes seem kind of harmless and quaint, huh?
5. Army: Massive Cheating Scandal
In 1951, 37 football players at Army were expelled for cheating. Cheating scandals happen all the time, but never quite at this scope. I mean, 37 players is a lot of dudes, you know?
Thereās also the fact that it happened at Army. These werenāt just college football playersāthese were the backbone of the future officer corps of the US Army! Thatās, uh, thatās kind of disquieting, right?
Army had been a football power, but they were never the same after the cheating scandal.
4. Oklahoma: Pretty Much Everything
In the dying days of the Barry Switzer years, Oklahoma was busted for pretty much everything.
You name it, and it happenedāpaying players, cheating⦠all the old clichĆ©s.ābut there were also rape allegations, players shooting each other (no, really!), failed drug tests (remember the Boz?), and quarterback Charles Thompson getting arrested for selling cocaine to an undercover cop.
In the wake of all that insanity, the NCAA banned athlete-only dorms (most of the debauchery had allegedly happened within the walls of the Oklahoma football dorm). More than anything, it was a fitting end for the legendary outlaw, Switzer. After all, this was a man who titled his autobiography Bootleggerās Boy.
3. SMU: The Death Penalty
SMUās scandal wasnāt nearly as salacious as some of the others on this list, but they are the only major program to have been given the death penalty, so Iād say theyāve earned their place.
What happened is they were busted for playing players and put on probation. So, they responded by paying even more players and being busted againāand then they just kept on cheating without shame until the NCAA finally said to hell with it and closed down the entire program for a few years.
It ruined SMU football forever, and while these days theyād probably get off with a slap on the wrist (at most), back then the NCAA was at the height of its power, and SMU was made forever the poster child of institutional corruption and football culture run amok.
2. Nebraska: Tom Osborne Decides to Hell with Discipline
Tom Osborne is a legend who most people consider one of the paragons of college football āvalues,ā and, well, given how out of control those āvaluesā seem to have gotten, I guess thatās appropriate. The reality is that the stoic Osborne was a coach who got sick of losing the big one and so in the early ā90s, he decided that āvaluesā were nice in theory, but damn it, he had football games to win.
The result was a gang of assholes like Scott Baldwin, who beat a woman so bad she still had trouble with basic motor skills six months later, or Christian Peter, who piled up multiple convictions (and was arrested eight times! Eight!), including for assault, and was alleged to have raped multiple women, with his teammates keeping a lookout each time. He was never kicked off the team and went on to be an All-Conference player as a senior and the heart of the Nebraska defense.
Then, thereās star running back Lawrence Phillips, who terrorized his girlfriend, beating the hell out of her and running up his own string of convictions without consequence. And those are just the most infamous (there are many more).
It was an amazing record of lawlessness, and shamefully, Osborne and Nebraska never suffered a single sanction from the NCAA. That doesnāt make it any less of a scandal, though. If anything, it makes it even more scandalous.
1. Penn State: Jerry Sandusky
Did you really expect anything else to be at the top of this list?
Look, I have a rule: any time your program is found negligent and culpable in the systematic raping of little boys over a span of literally decades youāre going to wind up number one on this list. Call me crazy.
Thereās no point in recounting the actual details because, well, we all remember them. Thatās because this transcended football completely, shocked a nation, and shone an ugly, ugly light on what happens when the culture of football and the veneration of old legends like Joe Paterno becomes so huge that it skews reality and becomes more important to people than the lives of innocent children.
Scandal isnāt even an appropriate word here. This was a tragedy.