John Daly stereotypes, ranked: 3) John Daly at Hooters 2) John Daly smoking a cig, drinking Diet Coke 1) John Daly hitting a golf ball from some chick’s mouth.
1a) John Daly getting married at a Waffle House
That’s never happened. At least I don’t think it’s ever happened. Actually, I should probably check first. Because that’s totally something he’d do. And then, like, divorce a week later while eating a Moons Over My Hammy at Denny’s.
Also, typing out Moons over My Hammy isn’t as funny as saying it.
(Video via The Big Lead)