These Are The ‘100 Most Romantic Restaurants In America’ Aka Best Dinners To Get Laid This Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. I know this because my inbox is already full from people pitching me gift ideas and date ideas and basically everything under the Sun that has to do with Valentine’s Day (and that I don’t give two shits about). So far the ONLY Valentine’s Day news to actually catch my eye is this list of the ‘100 Most Romantic Restaurants In America’ released by the online reservation service OpenTable.com, because if you bros know anything about me it’s that I love eating as much as I love sleeping (and fishing).
And while I’ll never tell you bros that you should take Valentine’s Day seriously, in fact I’ll actively encourage you to find a chick who thinks that Valentine’s Day is bullshit, I DO LOVE TO EAT. That’s why I’m stoked to share this list of romantic restaurants with you bros, because not only will the food be off the chain the AMBIANCE of these restaurants is all you need to set the mood. Don’t bother wasting your money at these places (or anywhere) on Valentine’s Day with a tasting menu, hit them up on an off day when the chef is churning out his best dishes and the restaurant isn’t slammed. That’s where your bread is buttered….So without further ado, here’s the list (methodology below):