Watch This Guy Launch Himself Off A 120 Foot Dam Like He’s Jumping Into Bed

The older I get, the more my nuts sweat in fear while watching videos like this diver tossing himself off a 120 foot dam. I mean, I know he’s fine, but everything looks riskier and riskier these days.

Jumping into my public pool even feels like a risk. So many people watching me hold my nose and scream while jumping into the shallow end. I scream because I know the water is going to be SO chilly.

That’s my danger these days. Four feet of cold public pool water. Living on the edge.