The 14 People On Facebook Who Need Shut Up And Go Away And Never Ever Come Back Okay Thanks Bye

Everyone on Facebook sucks. You suck, I suck, our friends suck; the only people who don’t suck are the ones who aren’t even on Facebook. Why? Because it means that you don’t have to get subjected to constant statuses like “Omg am so sad sum1 plz halp mehhh tear tear sob cry cry” and “Did you know that Facebook is changing their privacy status and by copying and pasting this you claim all your intellectual property as your own?”

Tl;dr: everyone on Facebook is dumb, including me.