At time of publish, this kid — who is attempting to score a date with his friend’s hot mom to a fucking high school school dance — has 72,000 retweets. Almost there, Bro. Only 80% more of the way to go. And then you get to reach your goal of having a hot mother reject you face-to-face, because obviously that’s the only outcome here.
We all know any hope of taking Milfy Milferson to the prom is unrealistic, but this is one of those causes you kind of have to get behind. My charity work for the day is done.
Help a dude out pic.twitter.com/hAL2NBhTPM
— TONE (@AnthonyJPinnisi) January 8, 2015
UPDATE: The Man wins again.