7 Eleven’s ‘Bring Your Own Cup’ Slurpee Day Brought Out The Worst In People And We Have The Pics To Prove It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18lwUBSUiwc

My mom always used to say “I give you and inch and you take a mile.” I’m not much of a runner, so I never really understood what she meant. But, if I were to venture a guess, I’d say that that phrase can be applied to the uncivilized savages who turned 7-Eleven’s “Bring Your Own Cup” slurpee experiment into a straight up looting. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big advocate of sticking it to the man, but if I’m spending my afternoon filling up a kiddie pool with liquid diabetes, please someone take me out back and do what I haven’t had the stones to. For the betterment of society.

I spent a little bit of time pitying these poor saps, then I grew to respect them. Because there is nothing in my life that I’ve committed to as wholeheartedly as these people. Hopefully this type of dedication will land them a job, so they can eventually afford a 99 cent Slurpee.

https://twitter.com/AmySmith0513/status/711230445485223936

https://twitter.com/Vanesaamber/status/711055144234815489

https://twitter.com/austims/status/711025209701060608
https://twitter.com/ArathRangel/status/711283288460161024
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDJp4ZsP4C3/?tagged=bringyourowncupday
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDN4U9RzS1e/?tagged=bringyourowncupday

[h/t Death and Taxes]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.