7 Surprising Vodka Hacks

Got a fuckload of Zelko that none of the girls at your frat party will drink? No worries, now you’ve got 7 other ways to use that over-glorified Russian pisswater that don’t involve drinking it. The same goes for Burnett’s and any other vodka you can buy a handle of for less than $15, although I’ll admit that I’m happy to finish anyone’s leftover Burnett’s…unless it’s Raspberry or Pink Lemonade flavored. I’d rather drink horse semen than those flavors. Barf.