Anyway, what did we, as Americans, do while stuck indoors during Polar Vortex? Did we read great works of literature? Did we play board games with our neighbors? Or did we watch a shit-ton of porn?
We watched a shit-ton of porn.
Pornhub, the largest XXX streaming site in the world, released data on Friday that noted an enormous spike in traffic on Jan. 7 and 8, the days when temperatures hit the single digits. Maine. Damn, Maine.
And Florida? It was in the 30s there! You were just looking for an excuse.
[H/T: Daily Dot; Man at computer image via Shutterstock]