Couple’s Wedding Night Ruined When They Return To Airbnbers Throwing 5-Person, Coke-Fueled Orgy In Their Home

Weddings are expensive as all hell, and I’ll never fault a couple for attempting to save money at any step of the way.

To wit, Francisco Peres and Justine Smith, of Montreal, chose to sleep in their own bed on their wedding night instead of booking a hotel room. They also rent their place out often on Airbnb and, that night, New Year’s Eve, they forgot to turn off their instant booking. Someone snapped the place up.

The couple was concerned, but the renters promised they’d be calm, and Smith and Peres said alright. When they returned home from their wedding, their place was a mess, BuzzFeed reports.

Smith and Peres made it back home around 2:30 a.m. Though their renters were still out on the town, they had left behind a huge mess.

Nbd, whatever, we’ll clean it up in the morning, except…

A short while later, while the newlyweds were in bed, the Ottawa couple returned and could be heard cutting cocaine on the glass table in the living room and snorting it.

As the night wore on, people could also be heard having sex in the next room.

What Smith and Peres didn’t realize, though, was that their renters were no longer alone. They had invited over at least three more people.

That’s right. Five person coke-fueled orgy. In your own house. On your wedding night. That you weren’t even invited to. When Smith went out in the morning, she was greeted by naked strangers, empty coke bags, and a “cum-stained carpet.”

This is when Smith said she finally lost her temper. The newlyweds knocked on the bedroom door and confronted the Ottawa couple, at which point it became clear there was another person in bed with them.

But this story has a happy ending (not literally, although, also literally). The group apologized profusely and cleaned up. Airbnb compensated the couple for both the carpet and the extra guests, and on their way out, the orgy participants left the couple this nice note.

https://twitter.com/redroomrantings/status/683411753133301760/photo/1

Awww. Ain’t that great?

[Via @AustinHunt]