The Founding Fathers Racked Up An INSANE Bar Tab Days Before Signing The Constitution

Founding Fathers Racked Up Huge Bar Tab At Tavern Before Signing Constitution

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  • The Founding Fathers had one hell of a night at a tavern in Philadelphia before signing the Constitution
  • Archival records include massive the bar tab a group of delegates were able to rack up in 1787
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Late last night, I was browsing the web while trying (in vain) to fall asleep I came across an old article questioning whether or not the Founding Fathers of America were full-blown alcoholics.

I ended up on that article after reading up on how much the Founding Fathers despised each other; like, these bros couldn’t stand the sight of one another and it’s a goddamn miracle our country ever came to be, that’s how much they hated one another.

However, they were ultimately able to put their differences aside and establish the principles that serve as the foundation for the United States of America. That includes the framework established in the Constitution, the document whose signing was responsible for bringing the eye-opening drinking habits of the Founding Fathers to my attention.

All the way back in 1787, two nights prior to signing the Constitution, 55 delegates went out drinking and because we here in America have a great history of keeping copies of outrageous bar tabs for the public record we know just how much booze those 55 delegates drank that night before signing the Constitution two days later.

Here are the details via The Huffington Post:

How do we know the founding fathers as a group drank a lot? Well, for one thing, we have records of their imbibing. In 1787, two days before they signed off on the Constitution, the 55 delegates to the Constitutional Convention partied at a tavern. According to the bill preserved from the evening, they drank 54 bottles of Madeira, 60 bottles of claret, eight of whiskey, 22 of porter, eight of hard cider, 12 of beer and seven bowls of alcoholic punch.

That’s more than two bottles of fruit of the vine, plus a few shots and a lot of punch and beer, for every delegate. Clearly, that’s humanly impossible. Except, you see, across the country during the Colonial era, the average American consumed many times as much beverage alcohol as contemporary Americans do. Getting drunk – but not losing control – was simply socially accepted.

That is, simply put, a ton of hooch; that’s more booze than any NFL team could drink in a week.

If you’re not familiar with Madeira, it’s a sweet wine similar to Port and one of my favorite after-dinner drinks. It was immensely popular in the colonial era, but the fact that they were able to go through 54 bottles of the stuff is staggering.

That’s basically one per person—and there’s before you get to the 60 bottles of Claret (another strong wine that’s much like a Bordeaux ), which is over one bottle per person on top of the other types of alcohol that got thrown into the mix.

I’m not willing to call anyone an alcoholic based on one night of drinking, but that’s a seriously impressive bar tab. Well done, Founding Fathers. Well done.

[h/t Huffington Post]

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Cass Anderson is Editor-in-Chief of BroBible. He graduated from Florida State University, has been to more Phish concerts than he’d like to admit, and primarily specializes in Outdoor, Gear, and Whiskey-related content.