Applebee’s Is Giving Out Two Million Free Appetizers Today, So Jake — If You Read This — We’re Meeting At Applebee’s At 9PM

You’re a red-blooded American. You like food. You like freedom. What could be more patriotic than stuffing some free apps into your face to celebrate Applebee’s 35th anniversary. Just a little PSA that Applebee’s is giving away two million free appetizers to guests TODAY ONLY, DINE-IN ONLY, WHILE SUPPLIES LAST. On the menu is free Sriracha Shrimp and Churro S’Mores appetizer. MMMM…

So Jake, if you’re reading this, we’re meeting at Applebee’s at 9PM.

God I love apps. Apps are define. Bro on.

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