ProTip: If You Were Arrested For Cocaine, Don’t Bring MORE Cocaine To Court And Get Arrested Again Like This Dipshit

Man jailed after turning up in court dock with large amount of cocaine

Bedfordshire Police

You can’t fix stupid. So Waqas Khan is a lost cause. The 24-year-old British man was arrested and charged with conspiring to supply cocaine and heroin following a Bedfordshire Police investigation into an organized crime gang. Khan appeared in court and was acquitted of those charges, however he done fucked up royally and is still going to jail.

You see, this shit for brains brought a large quantity of cocaine with him into courtroom. Security staff searched his bag after he left the courtroom, and that’s where they easily discovered Khan’s coke. So although he was acquitted for the previous charges, he was hit with a new charge of a single count of possession with intent to supply a class A drug, to which he admitted. Khan was sentenced to 21 months in jail.

Detective Inspector Paul Baron said, “To turn up in the dock with class A drugs on him shows a complete and utter disregard to the law. Khan’s actions were beyond belief and I’m pleased that he will face a custodial sentence – showing that he is not in fact above the law.”


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