I Never Want to Go to Australia After Seeing This Video of a Snake Hiding on a Guy’s Car

And once more for good measure. AHHH! These guys are just driving along when they notice a snake lurking on their windshield. ON THEIR WINDSHIELD. I would be paralyzed, never able to leave my car and yet terrified it would find its way in through the air conditioning vent. AHHH!

IT GETS WORSE. THE SNAKE MOVES TO THE DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW.

Sure, you see it scurry away, but you know that's just a trick to murder-death-kill you with venom. Fucking snakes, man. WHY DO THEY EXIST?

[Via Reddit user shauniedotcom]