Awkward 80s Video Dating Montage Will Have You Wondering How Any Millennial Was Ever Born
We sit here near the end of 2014 and the human population continues to grow. After watching this video and seeing the lackluster Bros women were forced to choose from in order procreate during the 1980s, I’m completely flabbergasted at the turn of events.
Seriously, how are any of you here? I’ve never seen a collection of more shady characters in my life and I once had to walk under the 59th Street Bridge in order to get to my apartment six nights a week. Hell, it’s a miracle I’m here and not dead in a blue barrel somewhere. But that’s beside the point.
Take a gander at these cheesy guys and know that a vast a majority of them are fathers now. Hopefully one of them is yours and you die of embarrassment.
Of course, I’m sure a few are living in a dilapidated van down by the river if not worse — probably still making videos like this on their smart phones.