This is how all of my nightmares always begin. Spotted in Jefferson Township, New Jersey, which is in Morris County. For those who don’t know their Jersey geography, that’s only about an hour outside New York City.
LOOK AT HIM…. HE THINKS HE’S PEOPLE:
HERE IS ANOTHER VIDEO OF BEARS WALKING LIKE THEY’RE PEOPLE. WE’RE SO FUCKED, PEOPLE.
Maybe these bears will get together and start a authentic bluegrass band before EATING US ALL: