Last month, eight days after a series of coordinated attacks left 130 dead in Paris, France, Brussels, Belgium went into a lockdown over fears of a similar strike.
The images were stark. Abandoned, empty streets being patrolled by soldiers in armored vehicles, a major European city brought to its knees by terrorism.
Also brought to its knees during that period? A couple of police officers, who participated in a ten person orgy in a station while everyone in the Belgian Army was out hunting terrorists.
From Politico:
Eight soldiers and two female police officers allegedly engaged in lewd acts at a police station in the neighborhood of Ganshoren, just north of Molenbeek, where officers were hunting for suspects in connection with the November 13 Paris attacks, Belgian media outlets and De Standaard reported Tuesday. Brussels was on lockdown at the time of the alleged incident.
The station had been converted into barracks to house soldiers during the persistent threat. And you know, close quarters, the aphrodisiacal power of fear, take your pick. Something led to group fucking. Here’s how the sexy situation allegedly unfolded, according La Dernière Heure.
On arrival in the military police, several police officers from the division Ganshoren said their female colleagues were already “all hot and all crazy” at the idea of getting these men in uniform.
Reportedly, one evening, two police, one belonging to the division of Ganshoren and the other working in the dispatch area, would be spent in the act with eight of twenty soldiers sleeping there.
So not only did ISIS not attack Brussels, a lot of people got laid.
I think that’s a win win.
[H/T Maxim]