The world would be a really awesome place if it weren’t for, you know, all the people. Sure, some people are cool and you want to hang out with them. What I am talking about are all those other people. There’s just so many of them and they’re always up in your business sucking the joy out of your life.
So what are some of the best ways to avoid having to deal with the hordes of ne’er-do-wells invading your personal space each and every day? Thanks to a very popular hashtag that’s taken over Twitter for the past several hours, #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople, we have some excellent solutions.
#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople Place the key to your location in an old R2 unit and just wait on an island pic.twitter.com/GruoI8F5Za
— David Luna (@that_davidluna) January 13, 2016
Punch them in the face.#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople
— TrollPop (@TrollPopMedia) January 13, 2016
I just think of what #RonSwanson would do. #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople pic.twitter.com/QZIGcIxrQu
— PAUL (@naluap_) January 13, 2016
Play Nickelback #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople
— Rem (@____Remy) January 13, 2016
#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople
adopt ALL the kitties pic.twitter.com/ECftcbxsi5— ≈Pope≈ Norm, KSC (@Pope_Norm) January 13, 2016
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#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople. Join exclusive club pic.twitter.com/rWLsPNaRHr
— BonnieLynn Marie 🍀🎩🏴 (@TheLastPirateLA) January 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/joshingstern/status/687032698775416832
https://twitter.com/louislo240/status/687032225221709824
https://twitter.com/Sarah_Joyous/status/687010326584242177
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Learn advanced ninja skills pic.twitter.com/JmikaspLKn— Todd Only Knows (@tr_wildebeest) January 12, 2016
#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople DM them and ask them to check out your YouTube videos!
— Jettie Spaghetti (@jett_switzer) January 12, 2016
Construct a personal Cone of Silence #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople pic.twitter.com/5NQ1etsjZx
— Marcus (@MarcusPoliocus) January 12, 2016
Only do crossfit. Only talk about crossfit. Be crossfit. #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople
— Brittanie ⛸️ (@brittanie_lewis) January 12, 2016
I think I liked this one the best…
Our pilots get up to 8 hours of quiet time at 65,000 ft. Details: https://t.co/O7C60rJFkP #ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople pic.twitter.com/hAmNaimlZS
— NASA Armstrong (@NASAArmstrong) January 12, 2016
For the rest, well, you know what to do… (#ExtremeWaysToAvoidPeople.)
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