These Are The Best Pickup Lines In The World, According To The Internet

by 3 years ago

The ‘best pickup line in the world’ is ultimately an arbitrary phrase because the best pickup line just happens to be whatever one worked when you needed it. Depending upon your style you might not even use pickup lines on the regular, but it’s still damn important that you have a few locked and loaded for the times you do need them.

Thankfully for you the Internet’s just crowd sourced the best pickup lines in the world, in the form of an ‘AskReddit‘ where thousands of people shared their best pickup lines and the hivemind decided which were the best by voting them to the top. Keep in mind that all you’re really trying to do here is get a laugh and break the ice, so while some of these might seem tongue-in-cheek they’ll likely work in getting a laugh.

Now let’s get started…

The Best Pickup Lines In The World, According To The Internet


My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”


“I think you dropped something”
“Your standards. Hi, I’m xxxxx”


Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say ” can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes”

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