These Are The Best Pickup Lines In The World, According To The Internet
The ‘best pickup line in the world’ is ultimately an arbitrary phrase because the best pickup line just happens to be whatever one worked when you needed it. Depending upon your style you might not even use pickup lines on the regular, but it’s still damn important that you have a few locked and loaded for the times you do need them.
Thankfully for you the Internet’s just crowd sourced the best pickup lines in the world, in the form of an ‘AskReddit‘ where thousands of people shared their best pickup lines and the hivemind decided which were the best by voting them to the top. Keep in mind that all you’re really trying to do here is get a laugh and break the ice, so while some of these might seem tongue-in-cheek they’ll likely work in getting a laugh.
Now let’s get started…
The Best Pickup Lines In The World, According To The Internet
My personal favorite comes I believe from Sean Connery:
“My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear.”
“Well your watch must be broken because I am in fact wearing underwear.”
“Damn thing must be ten minutes fast…”
“I think you dropped something”
“Your standards. Hi, I’m xxxxx”
Get like 20 limes and approach target. Drop them all and then try to pick all them up and say ” can you help me? I’m really bad at pick up limes”
Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I’m having trouble understanding your terms and you aren’t showing any interest
“If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?”
If she says zero: “So I have a 100% chance of getting some tail?”
Back in college I met a girl at a party. We hit it off, she tells me she’s Russian, and that she speaks the language.
I say “Bullshit! Say something in Russian!” She asks, “what do you want me to say?”.
I replied, “I want you to say ‘kiss me ‘.”
I have no idea what she said next, but I kissed her.
Do you have a raisin?
How about a date?
Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Other person: “What?”
Me: “Sorry, not a good icebreaker.”
“I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.”
I have personally used it and succeeded.
“Hey wanna make out?”
I’m a female. It works pretty well.
Girl I put the STD in stud, all I need is u.
Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
Have you heard what scientists are saying? There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.
“Hey girl, are you a beaver? Because DAM.”
Trust me, it’ll usually get a laugh, a smile, or a smirk. Either way, it’s a conversation starter for sure.
This one was recently dropped on me: “Do you like to draw? Because you can put the d in raw.”
Don’t use this one…but I did LOL a little.
Lick finger, touch shirt “Let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
You from Iraq? Cause I wanna watch you Baghdad ass up
You can continue reading through the thousands of responses over on AskReddit by following any of the links above! And I now invite you bros to share your best/worst pickup lines with me down below in the comments…assuming yours wasn’t already used above.