The Top 10 Best-Selling Sex Toys Of 2014 Shine An Interesting Light On Our Sex Lives, one the web’s most popular online retailers for pleasure products, lingerie, and adult toys has announced their Top 10 Selling Sex Toys For 2014. Naturally, we assumed this is something you might be interested in. We’re not judging.

And hey, Dallas Novelty knows their shit too, at least according to them…

“During the holidays and leading up to Valentine’s Day, a lot of sites come out with top ten lists for sex toys but unfortunately most of them don’t really have a lot of data to back that up,” said Nick Mahler, head of sales for “Our site has the most comprehensive selection of adult toys from hundreds of manufacturers and over 14,000 different products. Dallas Novelty ships 100’s of packages a day so it is safe to say that our top ten list is the most accurate source for consumers to see which the hottest toys are out there this holiday season and in the month leading up to Valentine’s Day.”

So what kinds of sexual freaks were we in 2014?

Here’s their list of top 10 best sellers with their descriptions (or the parts of them I felt comfortable sharing – proceed with caution – my comments are in italics)…

10. Hitachi HV250R Magic Wand Massager – It’s been called a marriage saver and is often recommended by sexual health care providers. It’s quite simply the only vibe you, or you and playmate, will ever need. Solid.

9. We-Vibe Tango Personal Massager – Powerful, waterproof, rechargeable and long lasting, the We-Vibe Tango can mix things up with a range of thrilling vibration modes and power levels to deliver satisfaction for any mood. Plus up to 2 hours of play on a single charge!

8. Blush Novelties Silicone Cutie Butt Plug Trio Kit Yeah, you’ll just have to use your imagination here. They do say that it can be boiled or frozen for temperature play. So there you go.

7. Revel Body SOL Sonic Vibrator – The Revel Body Sonic Vibrator is the most reliable battery-powered vibrator on the market. Its spherical shape makes it easy to handle, and allows it to sit on your nightstand without raising any eyebrows. Riiiight

6. Sportsheets Sex & Mischief Bed Bondage Restraint Kit – A fitted, velvet-like Velcro-compatible bedcover. Attach any of the Sports Cuffs to an arm or leg which quickly attach to an anchor pad on the bedsheet. Change your bedroom into a bondage fantasy playground. If you’re into that sort of thing.

5. Crystal Delights Crystal Minx Faux Fur Tail Plug Red Fox – Mix and match as much as you want by simply unscrewing the pony tail and replacing it with another (just be careful not to screw it on too tightly). TWSS.

4. All Star Porn Stars Mia Malkova Pocket Pal UR3 Masturbator – With her sexy blonde hair, tight body, and big brown eyes, Mia Malkova is the hottest new starlet on the scene… and now you can have her whenever you want. Well, sort of.

3. Tenga EGG – The 6-Pack includes textures including Twister, Stepper, Silky, Spider, Wavy, and Clicker. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.

2. WildFire Cyberskin Farrah’s Grip-On Stroker – This hand held stroker was molded directly from MTV’s Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham, so you can have her anytime you want in the comfort of your home. Yes, they really said that.

1. Hot Octopuss Pulse Vibrating Penis Accessory – The World’s 1st Guybrator Revolutionary new male stimulator oscillates with innovative PulsePlate technology. Welcome to the 21st century!

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