Watch Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy’ Talk To You About Sex If You Want Your Penis To Fall Asleep Forever

I never really thought of Bill Nye getting horny until about four minutes ago. But I think the roots of his horniness veers significantly from mine. Like I get turned on by hot chicks and kind of hot chicks and any chicks, really. I feel like Bill Nye sees a graduated cylinder and wants to stick his scientific dick in it. And apparently two polar bears screwing gives him a chubby too. Go home, Bill, you’re drunk.

BroBible Newsletter - The best sports and culture news directly to your inbox

* indicates required