Guy Finds Venomous Black Widow Climbing Out Of His Ear And Doesn’t Quite React The Way You Or I Would
This guy was having ear itches. So he took a camera to his canal to see what was going on.
Here’s the story from the guy in the video.
I was using my phone camera as a way to see into my ear with the light provided… I did not care about recording. What I captured made me wish I was not seeing what I saw… ever!
I felt a tickle at first. Thought it was just in my head… then I realized that it was in my head! Yes… I did hear that fucker scratch my insides. I spent over 3 hours rinsing it out, 2 hours right away and one hour in the morning shower.
I swear I still hear it though…damn mind tricks you know? Could not find the spider after swatting my face and ear up, I did look at my legs and body but could not find it so I left the bathroom and turned my bedroom lights on. I was just waiting for what ever it was to get further away from my ear canal to make sure the fucker wouldnt go back in it. I swear, reliving it in my mind is more terrifying then when it actually happened.
Is it just me or would you have a much different reaction to a black widow setting up shop inside your ear? This guy doesn’t a couple shakes and kind of reacts like a lady bug was hanging out on his favorite t-shirt. I’d unleash at least a hundred “WHAT THE FUCKS!?!” before procuring the correct equipment to burn my entire house down with the little fucker inside.
I’m going to burn his house down for him, just in case.
[via Death and Taxes]