This Is What Happens Inside Your Body When You Eat Too Much During Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving is possibly the worst holiday of the year, not just because it requires you to spend inordinate amounts of time with extended family that you can’t handle for more than 3 hours at a time, but because the food sucks. Turkey has a 99% chance of coming out dry, and who actually enjoys cranberry sauce? Also, mashed potatoes suck.

No, I’m not kidding. I hate the texture of mashed potatoes. Fry that shit and gimme some ketchup and I’ll be 500x happier.

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