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Hey CDC, Thanksgiving WILL NOT Be Defeated By Your Garbage Regulations This Year

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How To Talk To Your Parents About Marijuana Over The Holidays

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This Millennial Snowflake Christmas Party Suit Is The Perfect ‘Fit For The Millennial Hipster In Your Life

Who Needs 24 Straight Hours Of ‘A Christmas Story’ When You Can Watch This Amazing 60-Second Summary?

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Mark Your Calendars, Cuz, ‘Cuz We’re Ranking TV’s Best Fake Holidays So You Can Treat Yo Self

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This Couple Wins The Holidays With Their Hilariously Awkward Christmas Card Photos