Holidays

Dr. Martens Has All The Best Styles For Your Girlfriend This Holiday Season

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Study Shows Americans Are Prepared To Gain A Ton Of Weight These Holidays And My Body Is Ready Fam

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Tell Santa To Bring You One Of These Beanies For The Holidays

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It’s Time We Start Recognizing Thanksgiving As A Better Holiday Than Christmas

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6 Supposedly Inoffensive Costumes That Still Need To Be Banned From Halloween Forever

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Hey CDC, Thanksgiving WILL NOT Be Defeated By Your Garbage Regulations This Year

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8 Holiday Strategies to Keep You from Getting Morbidly Obese

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6 Christmas Songs That Make Me Want To Stab Myself In The Ear With A Sharpened Candy Cane

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How To Use Marijuana At The Holiday Office Party Without Getting Fired

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How To Talk To Your Parents About Marijuana Over The Holidays

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Applebee’s New Year’s Eve Party Costs Almost $400 To Attend And Might Be The Hottest Ticket Of The Night

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Amazon’s Top-Selling Items For The Holidays Are Probably All Things We Had On Our Wish List

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Instead Of *Just* Giving Socks This Holiday Season, Consider A Monthly Sock Subscription Via Sock Fancy

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How Sunday Scaries Gummies Can Help You Relax From The Stress Of The Holiday Season

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The 12 Ages of Christmas: Why The Holidays Suck The Older You Get

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This Millennial Snowflake Christmas Party Suit Is The Perfect ‘Fit For The Millennial Hipster In Your Life

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Who Needs 24 Straight Hours Of ‘A Christmas Story’ When You Can Watch This Amazing 60-Second Summary?

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Do The Holidays Actually Make You Fat? The Answer Is A Little Complicated

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Budweiser’s 2017 Annual Holiday Clydesdales Stein Is An Absolute Must Have

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These Are All The Holidays Companies Have Invented To Take Your Money

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Why the Fourth of July is the Best Day of the Year

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Kraft Heinz Is Pulling The Ultimate Bro Move For Employees Instead Of Wasting Money On A Super Bowl Commercial

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Mark Your Calendars, Cuz, ‘Cuz We’re Ranking TV’s Best Fake Holidays So You Can Treat Yo Self

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The 4 Worst Parts About Being In A Relationship Over The Holidays

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5 Things You Didn’t Know About Festivus, The Greatest Holiday Of The Holiday Season

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Guy Turns ‘All I Want For Christmas’ Into The Creepiest, Most Stalkerish Song Ever Just By Singing In Different Key

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