Girlfriend Asks For Flowers, Boyfriend Pulls Dumbest Joke Ever, And I Hope She Dumped Him

Just stop, guys. Just stop.

If you’re going to pull a joke or a gag, think of the comedy rule of threes and ask three people if it’s funny. They’ll either all say yes or all say “don’t be an idiot.” This joke lands in the “don’t be an idiot” zone.

Paige Ellen-Williams, a British woman living in Wales, hinted to her boyfriend that she wanted some flowers delivered. Here’s the text exchange explaining what he did about that request.

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Here’s her post to Facebook after the delivery.

Oh man, I so hope she banged the delivery guy because that would be irony at its finest.

[via Some eCards]