Need Further Proof Men Are The Real Bitches? Study Finds Women Handle Break Ups Better

We are men, so therefore we can not be bitches. That’s just scientific fact.

But science can be wrong sometimes, yah know? The best available minds once thought the Sun revolved around the Earth. That cheetahs once colored in their spots with Magic Markers when no one was looking.

It’s not weird for the common mindset to shift. So could all of us be wrong about us Bros not being bitches?

Short answer: Yeah

Long answer: Yeah

A new study found that when it comes to break ups, men never recover. That’s right. Never.

Talk about a bitch move. Via the New York Daily News

Although men feel less pain, they never fully recover…

“The man will likely feel the loss deeply and for a very long period of time as it sinks in that he must start competing all over again to replace what he has lost — or worse still, come to the realization that the loss is irreplaceable,” he says.

Sounds about right.

We don’t feel the pain immediately, though, because we are used to competing “for women’s romantic love, which diminishes their pain upon losing a high-quality mate.”

Then it arrives, with vengeance. Meanwhile, women are hurt initially, but soon move on. Regardless, we all hurt.

Most of us will experience three breakups by the time we turn 30 years old, with at least one of them bringing a level of pain significant enough to decrease our quality of life for weeks or even months, according to the study.

God, being a human sounds awful.

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