If you’ve ever sat down and tried to think of and then implement the most dangerous yet Youtube-worthy stunt to do, you’ve obviously failed because you never came up with the idea of attaching fireworks to your feet. The chances of death in doing this are at least at a 99% with your average garbage-bin idiot with a GoPro.
Luckily for us German dancer, acrobat and artist “Lil Amok” is not a garden variety moron like the rest of us. He’s actually a competent human being with brains and skills that, while being used to dance around with fireworks launching off his feet, are clearly still there. You know how I know that? Because the headline of this reads “Watch This Guy Breakdance With Fireworks Attached To His Feet And Somehow Magically NOT Blow Himself Up,” not “Watch This Guy Breakdance With Fireworks Attached To His Feet And DUH He Blew Himself Up.”