#Breaking no seizure warrant at the arrest of Martin Shkreli today, which means we didn't seize the Wu-Tang Clan album.
— FBI New York (@NewYorkFBI) December 17, 2015
Notorious financial and pharmaceutical executive/doucherod/sole owner of a $2 million Wu-Tang album Martin Shkreli was popped this morning by the feds for fraud charges. Right before he was arrested, he flashed the Wu Tang album that he’s in possession of, for his ears only.
Everyone wants to know if the feds are going to take possession of Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. This afternoon the feds responded with the power tweet of the year.
Bummer. Bill Murray: You’re our only hope.