Perfectly Sane Bride Ties Newborn Baby to Wedding Dress, Basically Says It Was Jesus’ Idea

Weddings are usually lovely affairs, or at least tend to be until people are overserved. But a recent Tennessee wedding wasted no time getting very, very weird thanks to the bride’s decision to walk down the aisle dragging her one-month-old daughter on the train of her dress.

And if you think this is weird, the pious newlywed, Shona Carter-Brooks,  has some pretty strong words for you.

“People questioning what we do, commenting all negative, and just doing the most. We good though we covered by the Blood which never loose its power. So to the media, radio, news, and whomever else wanting to talk about what WE do here you go: Media Media I see how it works regardless the situation or purpose people gone have something negative to say! The answer is we do what we want when we want long as Jesus on our side everything worked out fine and gone continue to be fine. Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!!”

Well, congratulations on your new-found fame. Props are definitely in order for making “top blog” for a perfectly logical action which bettered society and in no way endangered a helpless infant. True a proud moment.

People, man. Still fucking crazy after all these years.

[H/T: USA Today]