If you’re going to be nasty on Tinder then why do you have an account? Why’d you download the app? Why’d you sit on your phone and swipe left-right-left-left-left-right-right if you had no intention of actually wanting to talk to your matches? This guy started out with a cheesy pickup line — well, cheesy and stupid if we’re being honest, but what he said in no way called for “Helena” to respond in the way she did.
But it’s a two-way street ladies and gentlemen, so when Helena opened up the door by being a dickbag, our Tinder Bro in question had the most epic comeback to unleash the floodgates with:
And speaking of comebacks…we’ve got a couple of the best for you right here:
Brian…not so much of a comeback, but I laughed so gtfo.
[H/T Reddit]