Bro Starts Texting A Tinder Bot And — Holy Hell — I Think He Met The WALL·E Of Tinder Bots

Bros, meet Kimberly. She might be the most evolved Tinder bot in existence because she’s ALARMINGLY good at conversation. She seems relatively harmless, so I’ll just go ahead and call her the WALL-E of Tinder bots. Personally, I think these Tinder bots could be capable of some real HAL 9000 2001: A Space Odyssey shit, though, in a couple years. Just think about what might happen when Kimberly and all the other Tinder bots start rising up. It’s a scary thought.

But anyway, Kimberly here just wants to show dudes her naked body on some sleezy webcam site and party. She’s way more WALL-E than Hal.

Then they move it to text messages…

Then again, not ALL Tinder bots have evolved to be this smart. For example, this one:

Hal is real, he’s just chillin’ on Tinder.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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