Welcome to BroBible, Version 17.2 (that’s not a factual number, but it’s close — we’ve had more than our fair share of redesigns).
As you can see, we’ve made a few changes to the site. The amount of change that could overwhelm some of you, so let’s list out everything that might be going through your collective heads right now and I’ll do my best to ease your fears and convince you that change is good. Primarily because more change is coming.
“Is that a Guyism tab I see? The shit is that about?”
Why yes, that is Guyism located in the central navigation bar; I applaud your attention to detail. You know the site Guyism.com, don’t you? Well, what we’ve decided to do is take a page out of the Planeteers playbook and combine forces with Guyism and BroTips to create the Captain Planet of websites. It’s going to be fucking terrific.
Now, if you’re a normal fan/reader of Guyism don’t go losing your goddamn mind over this, you will still be able to read posts and columns from all of your favorite Guyism editors. Nothing TOO drastic is happening. I swear.
“Ok, hotshot. So where is BroTips?”
In due time, grasshopper. In due time. Integrating BroTips is part of the aforementioned “more change.” It’s coming.
“What’s this grid layout?”
Well, it’s just that…a grid layout. Why have a river of stories when you can have A GRID? Think about it.
Man. It just dawned on me that I am dynamite at easing fears. Let’s continue, shall we?
“Have you finally gotten a decent commenting system in place?”
BOY, HAVE WE EVER! Take a look, sign up (in the top right hand corner of the site, or down below in the comment section), play around and enjoy commenting anonymously. Be warned, though, if you abuse the comment section, you will be banned for life. But since Bros aren’t Internet trolls or spamming assholes, we shouldn’t have a problem.
Also, our whole editorial staff will be participating in the comment section. So let’s get loose and conversational and go wherever the night takes us…or something.
Oh, and be sure to give yourself an avatar.
“What does this all mean for me?”
Simply put: everything. More daily content, less redundancy on social media, and a bevy of new personalities on the site, all of which, in turn, will result in you having a better quality if life. Guaranteed!!! (Most definitely not guaranteed.)
With that I’d like to extend warm welcome to Cass Anderson, Douglas Charles and Chris Illuminati from the Guyism team, as well our new sports blogger and gif extraordinaire Jorge Alonso. And, while I’m on a roll with pleasantries, a belated welcome to Rebecca Martinson on joining the editorial team a few months ago; your tireless work in the field of odd, sex-related crimes is the stuff Pulitzers are made of.
That’s about it FOR NOW.
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