Girl Gives Guy Her Brother’s Number Instead Of Hers, Brother Responds To His Texts With A+ Hannibal Lecter Quotes

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Real talk: Silence of the Lambs is a great fuckin’ movie. Anthony Hopkins won madddd awards with it and he was only on screen for what, 8 minutes? 12? Dude is creepy AF and deserved every little statue he’s got sitting in some display case in his house for it. And while Anthony Hopkins probably got laid at least a few dozen times by telling chicks “I ate his liver with some fava beans” in that creepy-ass voice, there’s no chance in hell this guy on the receiving end of these texts got laid. That should be obvious — unless this is some very oddly specific foreplay we’ve never heard about:

1 - And so it begins

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2 - 4UAPHHu

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3 - TO2qS2H

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4 - And again

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5 - 2GUyFyD

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6 - 4KgY2Gh

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7 - 0dleLeu

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8 - itRtyBt

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