Girl Gives Guy Her Brother’s Number Instead Of Hers, Brother Responds To His Texts With A+ Hannibal Lecter Quotes

Real talk:¬†Silence of the Lambs is a great fuckin’ movie. Anthony Hopkins won madddd awards with it and he was only on screen for what, 8 minutes? 12? Dude is creepy AF and deserved every little statue he’s got sitting in some display case in his house for it. And while Anthony Hopkins probably got laid at least a few dozen times by telling chicks “I ate his liver with some fava beans” in that creepy-ass voice, there’s no chance in hell this guy on the receiving end of these texts got laid. That should be obvious — unless this is some very oddly specific foreplay we’ve never heard about:

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