Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?
I see two dumb drunks sticking their hands out at me.
Police in Minot said they responded late on Saturday to a report that David Shepard, 21, came to a hospital emergency room saying he had been attacked by a bear.
They said an investigation showed that Shepard and Cody Kage, 23, climbed the fence of the Roosevelt Park Zoo after it closed and were walking the grounds when they came upon the bear enclosure.
The moron stuck his arm through the bars trying to get one of the brown bears to come closer. Bear went and bit his hand, as bears are wont to do.
Cops said the two men were under the influence of alcohol at the time of the incident and are facing felony trespassing charges. And they’re also luckily to have all their hands.