In addition to having the name of an evil man in an action film, Seattle butcher William Von Schneidau has created the food invention that'll ensure you'll never get up from the couch:
If you're lazy, Von Schneidau rounded up extras from a medical marijuana grower and fed it to the pigs. The pigs then suddenly got really into the movie Dazed and Confused, before promptly being slaughtered to be fed to Bros and long-haired men across the fine state of Washington.
[H/T: Uproxx]
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