A Lady Opened Up Her Can Of Green Beans And OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PUKE

Green beans have never been appetizing to me. Hate the smell, hate the taste, hate the concept of eating vegetables out of a can, if I’m being frank.

But I don’ think I’ve ever hated green beans more than today, after hearing this about what a Farmington, Utah, woman recently discovered in her can of Western Family green beans.

A snake head. A fucking snake head. Imagine cooking a load of veggies for dinner only to serve them out and see two eyes from a severed snake head staring back at you. Nope. No thanks. Wouldn’t wish this one on my worst enemy. Okay, kidding, I totally would because it’s the kid of thing that could scar someone for life.

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Love how Western Family is maintaining at this time they can’t “confirm or deny” whether it was, in fact, a snake head. Just look at that gruesome thing! What the hell else could it be? Let me answer that: nothing. Plain as day, that’s a freakin’ snake head and it nearly ended up in some poor woman’s mouth.

“It looked pretty much like a burnt bean. And then as I got closer to lift it off the spoon, I saw eyes. … That’s when I just dropped it and screamed,” said Troy Walker, who spotted the snake head when the group was lifting beans out of a slow cooker.

Walker took what she said was a snake head and the empty can back to the Harmons grocery store in Farmington where she bought the beans. She chose to leave the snake head at the store.

“My biggest concern (was) that someone else would get the body,” Walker said, adding that Harmons employees were apologetic and gave her a full refund on the 30 or so cans she had purchased.

Walker and the other youth leaders threw out all of the green beans, she said, although the teenagers thought it was “kind of cool and fun.”

“I haven’t eaten much today because I still get a little queasy,” she said Thursday. “I could not eat last night. It was just terrible.”

Nope, nope, NOPEEEEEE.

Also, for what it’s worth, you ever hear of a woman named Troy? Right, me neither…

[via KSL]