What Happens When a Bunch of Cats Take Over a Pizza Hut in Japan?

You get this web series/viral ad, staring Tencho, Hime, Dora, Detch and the catchphrase that’s about to be permanently embedded in your brain, “Pizza Cato.”

Here, meet them.

Watch as the quartet handles the travails of pizza parlor ownership. Issues such as:

Business meetings!

Taking orders!

Motivating employees!

Determining delivery routes!

Handling transactions!

And basic computing!

It appears that cats actually make terrible employees. But, I would buy some pizza from them anyway. The advertisements worked.