So many losers so little time! Could it be Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton or even Tiger Woods? Mysteries! Well fuck all this filler bullshit I’m trying to pad this post out with, let’s find out!
Let’s do this together, shall we? Open up a new window and type in loser.com. Don’t hit enter yet though! We gotta do this one step at a time so no one gets confused since this is a very very complicated process. You’ve typed in loser.com? Good. Okay now…
…press enter. Do it! DO IT NOW!!
And this is what you’ll get:
Congratulations if you picked Kanye West! You’ve won absolutely nothing…except the satisfaction in knowing you were right. Which, to me, is worth at least $500.