For the past few years, I’ve had ailments that don’t feel like “getting older.” Usually every ache and pain is like “well you’re not young anymore” or “well you’re going to die soon” but these are odd conditions like constant neck pain, fingers and hands cramping and an overall anger about…well everything.
My issues aren’t caused by age. They’re caused by Apple.
This video explains all the ways cell phones are changing humans. For example, looking down at your phone for long periods of time is equivalent to an 8-year-old child sitting on your neck all day.
If you want to get better in a hurry, ditch your phone. I know that’s impossible so at least curb your usage. If that’s also impossible, hire someone to kidnap the 8-year-old on your neck for temporary relief.
[via The Awesomer]
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