Here Are 20 Festive Breakup Excuses To Help You Get Out Of Buying A Christmas Gift This Year

The holidays can be great if you are in a relationship. Assuming that you want to be in that relationship. Because according to ABC News, a lot of people find the holidays to be the best time to put an END to their relationship.

So, if you happen to fall into that latter category and are looking to save yourself a few bucks by not having to buy an expensive Christmas gift for someone you really don’t see a future with, Twitter is here to help. As it always is.

Over the weekend, people shared their holiday-related breakup excuses using the hashtag #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses and I have admit, some of these are actually pretty good.

Take a look…

You don't jingle my bells anymore #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Sean Duffy🍁 (@Sean_annigans) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses My grandma got run over by a reindeer

— Ryan (@ryanfield) December 9, 2016

You told me Santa Claus wasn't real.

I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) December 9, 2016

You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Rocket 🚀 (@TumblrJournaI) December 9, 2016

It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— T-Dub (@Norseman86) December 9, 2016

You don't fit in my Christmas budget. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Reesie ☃ (@reesiepieces1) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I'm looking for just one silent night.

— Ryan (@ryanfield) December 9, 2016

Christmas is the time of giving and I'm giving you freedom. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Rebel With A Cause (@tequilarebel) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses The holidays are for friends, family, and other loved ones; clearly you are none of the above.

— Kasha Loves (@KashaLoves) December 9, 2016

Your presents is no longer needed.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— 👻🎄WreathWraith🎄👻 (@SethFromThe716) December 9, 2016

Just beClaus.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— ❄ Frosty Mike ⛄ (@mwgfla) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I got a job as a backup elf so I have to move to the North Pole.

— Tonto_Kawalski (@TONTOKAWALSKI) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses: Someone else is stuffing my stocking. pic.twitter.com/AsWTr009hB

— Difficult People (@DifficultOnHulu) December 9, 2016

I just wanna be by my elf. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— emceekayvee (@emceekayvee) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses
It's just that this is my busy shoplifting season so i know u understand

— Swinging Becky K (@BeckyKilled) December 9, 2016

lol merry ex-mas #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— The Grinch (@PatentEmma) December 9, 2016

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I'm ready to dance on someone else's North Pole

— Valerie Young (@ValerieDMYoung) December 9, 2016

You stopped letting me play "reindeer games"#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Phil Landsberg (@Phil16723) December 12, 2016

I need someone who is nice list in the streets, naughty list in the sheets. #ChristmasBreakupExcuses

— april lavalle (@imatoofbrush) December 9, 2016

And finally…

Santa comes more times a year than you do #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses pic.twitter.com/z2XZPc40rF

— Longwood lures (@longwood_lures) December 9, 2016

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