Bad news: Cockroaches are almost impossible to smash.
Good news: Scientist are studying the insects to build better robots.
Bad news: The world will soon by a place where cockroach robots exist.
Bad news: Those cockroaches in your apartment are indestructible. You should move. Move to a place without cockroaches.
Bad news: Cockroaches are everywhere.
Good news: They’ll soon meet their match in the form of cockroach robots.
Bad news: Cockroach robots are moving into your new house.