College Prostitution Ring Offering ‘Sex Menu’ Gets Busted

A prostitution ring that specialized in college girls and a “sex menu” was busted in San Antonio because 1) it’s illegal and 2) the guy running it was a real piece of shit.

According to the arrest report of a man police said was the head of a prostitution ring, there was a sex menu for clients of the college prostitutes.

Authorities said Steven Charles Sumlin lured the women into prostitution with Internet ads and the promise of easy money or modeling. Once they were in, police said he would use intimidation and force to prevent them from leaving.

Nice guy. A real entrepreneur.

Men who paid for sex knew the business as “School Girls by Jazleen.” The website has now been taken down, but the police affidavit said a menu of so-called “services” was listed on the site. The menu gave a description of the women, their measurements and what they could do for a paying customer.

And no, there was no Dollar Menu. “What if you just flicked it with your finger while calling me Baby Bitch? That’s only a dollar right?”

Hopefully Sumlin gets locked up for a while and ends up working in the mess hall and the lunch menu.

[via USA Today]

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