If You’ve Ever Wanted To Eat Something That Came Out Of A Condom, This Condom Cookbook Is For You

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First, let’s address the headline:

I sincerely hope that at no point in your life have you ever seen a condom laying on the ground and thought to yourself “Hmmm, I wonder what the inside of that tastes like.”

Assuming that’s never happened to you, there’s a chance this cookbook will change your mind, except by “chance” I mean hopefully you’ll be like “…yep. Still not eating condom food.”

If you’re wondering why this is even a thing, according to Dangerous Minds:

Well, the whole thing is intended to encourage safe sex as Japanese men are said to be the “third worst condom users in the world” and it is hoped Condom Meals I Want to Make for You will encourage both men and women to see condoms as more than “just contraceptive devices,” and use them more frequently—both in and out of the kitchen.

However, anyone with a “penis allergy,” should note the condoms are only used for cooking and serving the food, rather than providing any nutritious goodness.

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Yeah, don’t actually eat the condoms. You’ll die. It’s also probably a good idea to not use condoms to cook food if you have a latex allergy or something. Actually, it’s probably a good idea to never use a condom to cook food in general since it’ll be the surefire sign that your life has taken an extremely wrong turn.

If that warning hasn’t scared you away, you can buy the condom cook book here.

[H/T Dangerous Minds]